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Ooki Brothers Security wishes to make it clear that they are serious

and sober

Fine, upstanding servants of the public good–or whoever’s paying them in gooshy fud–at all times.

Don’t believe a word of it. Off duty, they’re quite happy to indulge in a catnip binge, groom themselves or each other in public, or just generally act like the goofballs they really are.

But don’t take my word for it. Photographic evidence exists.

And will haunt them forever.

Hi, Neighbor!

Watanuki is chief of home security.

Protecting the house from squirrels since 2010!

I’m sorry it’s not more action-filled. I figure there are only a few possibilities:
1) ‘Nuki thinks he’s being paid by the hour. Unlikely. He’s well aware that he gets the same quantity of Kitty Krunchies whether he works or doesn’t, let alone how long he spends on a job.
2) Maybe he’s trying to avoid traumatizing the evil interloper. Very unlikely. Given the way he attacks toes, he clearly doesn’t care how traumatized his victims are.
3) He’s just stunned by all that in-your-face squirrel-butt action. Highly likely.

g2Today ‘Nuki called in Yuki for an assist.

The squirrel was not impressed.