If a cat has a sunbeam,
‘Nuki kicks her out of a patch of sunlight? 10 minutes.
No Kitty Krunchies in the bowl? 15 minutes. No gooshy food either? 30 minutes.
Daddy’s upstairs writing and won’t give her cuddles? At least an hour.
Yuki sniffs her butt (which seems to involve shoving his whole head up her rear end)? Three hours, or until the food bowl is refilled, whichever is longer.