Dere Hooman Biped,
This be to warn you I be very upset about yore slander. I consulted the best lawyer in catdom, Purry Meowson, and he thinks you be trying to squeeze support outa me for the one you calls Sachiko. See you in the courtroom.
Last I heard, Purry Meowson doesn’t work for Kitty Krunchiez. And even if he did, I suggest you consider where your supply comes from.
But there’s no need to be antagonistic about this. There’s a nice patch of sun over by the Rose Cottage. Go take a nap, and we can discuss the matter over dinner tonight.
Dere Hooman Biped,
This be to warn you I be very upset about yore slander. I consulted the best lawyer in catdom, Purry Meowson, and he thinks you be trying to squeeze support outa me for the one you calls Sachiko. See you in the courtroom.
Da Tux
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Last I heard, Purry Meowson doesn’t work for Kitty Krunchiez. And even if he did, I suggest you consider where your supply comes from.
But there’s no need to be antagonistic about this. There’s a nice patch of sun over by the Rose Cottage. Go take a nap, and we can discuss the matter over dinner tonight.
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