A baseball-related Who QAed This Shit? It’s as American as an apple-and-hotdog pie*!
* Bleah! Kids, don’t try this at home.
Allow me to start by filling in the background for those of you who can’t recall the last time you watched a televised baseball game.
Typically, when a relief pitcher comes into the game, the broadcaster will overlay an box on the screen to provide viewers with some background on the pitcher. This is what’s so delightfully referred to as a “value add” because it immeasurably enriches your viewing experience.
But I digress.
Every network has its own version of the overlay with a layout designed to showcase the information they believe their viewers desperately crave. Here, for instance, is what you get on Comcast SportsNet California, broadcast home of the Oakland Athletics:
Pretty straightforward. Name, number, team (in case you’ve forgotten which game you’re watching, I suppose), a handful of basic statistics about his performance so far this year*, and, down at the bottom, a single yellow bullet point.
* Occasionally, especially at the beginning of the season, you’ll get last year’s stats or career numbers.
And it all works well–until it doesn’t, as happened last week in a game between the As and the Yankees:
That’s an interesting bullet point, isn’t it?
Apparently the UI for creating the overlay prefills the data entry field with a helpful reminder. In haste to get the overlay on viewers’ screens, the stats person didn’t supply a bullet point. Oops.
Now, I’m not suggesting that our unfortunate stats person is responsible for a QA failure. That’s not his or her job.
No, the failure is on some anonymous QA engineer at whatever video software house CSNCA hired to create the overlay code. Either nobody ever tested this scenario, or the bug was prioritized too low.
In all seriousness, however, it’s the software design that’s at fault. The overlay software must* do one of two things:
- Prevent the user from pressing the “Display to 29,000 Viewers**” button if the default text is still in the field.
- Treat the default text in the same way it handles an empty field.
* I’m using the word in the specification sense. “May” is optional, “must” is not.
** Yes, the As’ TV ratings suck. (That number comes from an article in Forbes last year.)
QA for the Yankees’ YES network, by the way, does the job right:
We need more graphics to fill the screen. No need to watch th he game. Graphics, exciting play at the plate, rerun in very slow motion and then more graphics, please. And no graphic is complete without a sponsor.
I will admit to liking on-screen pitch location displays, even though they’re typically sponsored. I like having the evidence that the umpire sucks. But only after the pitch, thank you very much. ESPN’s current habit of displaying it live is annoying as [expletive].
And yeah, load up the graphics and overlays during the post-game shows and highlight reels, but again, keep ’em out of live games!
Ha. All tongue in cheek over here. Less is more. Much much more.