Turkey can do many things.

Filling your stomach is the least of it.

It can fill your entire house with enticing aromas.

It can encourage you to watch football.

And it can even promote world peace–or at least fraternal affection.

Of course, even a miracle food can only do so much.

Mr. ‘Nuki is still a bit of a pariah. A toikey-filled tummy reduces his aggressive tendencies, but doesn’t quite eliminate them.

For the record, at the time these pictures were taken, Yuki was upstairs trying to visit TKTBNL, who still resides in splendid isolation, but who did enjoy her own serving of toikey, and would like some please, thank you very much.