What do you mean, it’s your chair?
Look, I’m doing this for your health. No, really. Think of all the calories you’ll burn if you read the paper standing up. Or don’t read it at all. It’ll only depress you and get ink all over your hands.
But no, I’m making a great personal sacrifice to protect you from yourself.
You what? You insist?!
Fine. Be that way. There are plenty of other places I can curl up and snooze.
What? Oh, damn!