For Sale
One kidney, slightly used. Some “As-Is”.
Guaranteed hours of fun (for the masochistically-inclined).
Special offer!
Buy now and get a free Zen rock garden!
As you may have gathered from the above, I’m still dealing with Mother Nature’s charming little Christmas gift. Such joy. Such rapture. Feh!
I will make no promises, because every time I do, she throws me another little twist. That said, right now I plan to try to my best to keep posts coming, but may deviate from the normal schedule.
I trust your offer includes the spasmic ureter.
Get well and back on schedule. Big hug.
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I’m sort of hoping that it’ll stop spazzing without said kidney, but I would certainly be open to a package deal.
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Thinking of you! Given this update, shall we lunch next week instead?
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Most definitely! I was in the middle of writing an email to that effect; I’ll send it shortly.
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Get weller as soon as you can. At least they didn’t blast out your sense of humor. Zen rock garden–bleeeahh!
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Some might consider the loss of my sense of humor a good thing…
Credit where credit is due: Maggie actually came up with the basic “rock garden” joke. I just tinkered with it a bit. But theft is how humor (and writing in general) works, right?
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